“Well; It’s really not”
”And…everyone”
“Whether it is or isn’t, I’ll still take it as one.”
“I’m not everyone am I? That would be a disaster if that happened.”
I got shot by my dad.
I had no purpose in life.
Cursed without friends.
I'm Damon Salvatore.
A vampire with issues.
Yet I am completely human.
#whitesxvior
EST ON 05.09.14
“Shut up, god, who hits like that anyways?”
"I’ll take that as a compliment. The question is –
– who doesn’t hit like that?“
”
I’m pretty sure you broke my upper arm, you fucking asshole”
"You snuck up on me – if that’s not an invitation for a broken arm, I don’t know what is.“