teenaged girls.. —
I got shot by my dad.
I had no purpose in life.
Cursed without friends.
I'm Damon Salvatore.
A vampire with issues.
Yet I am completely human.
#whitesxvior
EST ON 05.09.14
maggiexgilbert-archived asked
"Ohana means family."
"This is not the Disney Channel and you’re not a Disney Princess.
I thought we had this discussion before?“
maggiexgilbert-archived asked
"You are sure to win."
"Do I want to know where the sudden optimism came from?“
maggiexgilbert-archived asked
"You look wonderful."
“You should tell me something I don’t already know.”
maggiexgilbert-archived asked
"That is the weirdest thing you have ever said."
"You’re the weirdest thing.. —- ever.“
” They’re also lonely and mildly bitter on the inside. Did you know 4 out of 10 girls ranging between the ages of 14 to 18 meet their soulmate during the summer months? Damon, I wanna meet mine. But I can’t do that unless you stop judging everyone based on their appearance. Josh was a nice guy!”
"Josh was addicted to bad things. I highly doubt your sister would want you hanging around a no good person like that douche. You can find your soulmate somewhere else…like in summer camp.“
” Just because a person looks a certain way doesn’t mean they are. I’ll be sixteen in a month, you all can’t keep chasing away every guy who shows interest in me. You’re doing nothing but making my chances of growing to be a old maid higher and higher.”
“90% of the times they are the way they look. Maybe being an old maid isn’t such a bad thing. They’re quite proper and pure.”
[ Open]
” That’s the third guy you scared away this month. I don’t think you understand. I can only get a date if you let guys actually talk to me.”
“Maybe if you didn’t choose such shady guys – there wouldn’t be any scaring involved.”
maggiexgilbert-archived asked
" But..but you can't let anyone sqush her. Please Damon, you don't gotta help me look for her. Just make sure everyone watches what they do and where they sit." Her eyes began to glaze with tears as the thought remained with her." Please? I'll find her, I will."
Kids. Damon could never grasp at why they cared so much about a pet rodent. With a sigh he looked at her, “Fine, fine. Hurry and go find your damn pet.”