hellxlateron:

           _{❝ No, I’m 100% serious. I’m actually
            an eleven year old who believes 
            everything she reads in vampire romance
            novels. Yes I’m joking, dumbass. ❞}

      ❝ Hey, you never know. You could
         be an eleven year old who believes
         cheesy vampire novels. ❞

likeshischoices:

           ❝ but when you give me a hint like that,
           an actor is the only logical explanation.
          
           uh, i’m seventeen, actually. i think that
           six foot four is a little tall for a fourteen
           year old. not meaning to doubt you, but
           i can buy that you’ve been shot, but i
           find it impossible to believe you were
           blown up, because all your limbs are
           there, from the looks of it. ❞

   "Yes, logically speaking, sure –
    but nothing is ever just logical is it?

    Seventeen? That’s great. One more year
    until you reach adulthood. Hey, it’s the 21st
    century – anything is possible. For all we know
    hoverboards can exist and people can grow
    back their own limbs.“

immortalmotherx:

    ” You must be the eldest Salvatore. Damon. I’ve heard quite a few things about you. Didn’t expect to be meeting you so soon.”

 

“Do all the decease speak of me? Should I be flattered?”