whitesxvior

likeshischoices:

           ❝ bela lugosi… —— he played dracula, didn’t he?
           oh, i get it. you’re just an A C T O R who’s done
           a lot of death scenes.

                                    i think pretending to die is a lot
                                    different than doing it, though.

                  i mean, i can’t say for sure, because
                  i have never a) pretended to die or b)
                  actually died. but i was on the verge of
                  death at one point of my life, & that was
                  not a great experience, let me tell you. ❞

“—— we were on the right track
& then suddenly we derailed.
No. I’m not an actor. Far from it.

          but sure kid, —- let’s go with pretending.

You’re what? Fourteen? I’m sorry to hear that.
I don’t think dyingin general is meant to be fun.
Being shot isn’t fun – or getting blown up. Hell,
having a poisonous bite like five times isn’t either.
Was it five times? I lost count, somewhere in there.”